Baseball, Screens, California | Thursday Afternoon Monday Morning Podcast 7-24-25

Monday Morning Podcast

All Things Comedy

Comedy

4.8 • 32.8K Ratings

🗓️ 24 July 2025

⏱️ 102 minutes

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Summary

Bill rambles about baseball, screens, and California.

(00:00) - Thursday Afternoon Podcast
(34:24) - Thursday Afternoon Throwback - 7-24-17 - Bill rambles about being an old man, microchips, and Aaron Judge.

Thursday Afternoon Interlude: Ozzy Osbourne - No More Tears

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0:00.0	Hey, what's going on? It's Bill Byr, and it's time for the Thursday afternoon just before Friday, Monday morning podcast, and I'm just checking it on you.
0:11.9	Woo!
0:13.5	How's it going?
0:14.6	Ah, Jesus Christ, it's fucking 3.45 in the more fucking 3.45 in the morning. 345 in the morning.
0:23.9	Oh Billy jet lag.
0:25.7	Billy jet set.
0:26.6	Billy over here and now he's over there.
0:28.8	Oh Billy, what are you doing up there?
0:32.3	I thought I beat it.
0:33.7	I thought I beat it.
0:36.3	The jet lag.
0:46.3	Flew back from Italy. Stayed up the whole fucking way. Connected in Atlanta.
0:57.5	And I was just like, I'm just not going to go to sleep. I'll land it, you know, we left the hotel at seven in the morning, arrived back at my house at 9 p.m. or something like that fucking West Coast time. And then I just passed out. And I woke up to
1:07.5	next day at like 6.30 and I was like, I did it.
1:13.3	Look at that. I beat this jet lag shit.
1:16.1	You know, you can't do it going west to east.
1:26.8	You know, it's way easier going east to west because it's way easier to just stay up than it is to not be tired and try to make yourself go to sleep.
1:28.3	You know what I mean?
1:33.2	It would be like, you know, like trying to just shit on command.
1:35.1	It's like, I just, I don't have to do this right now.
1:46.5	Oh, God, I'm getting in my lazy comedy years right now.
1:47.6	I'm just got nothing.
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