All I want for Christmas is Tupac | Chris Distefano is Chrissy Chaos | EP 99

Chris Distefano Presents: Chrissy Chaos

Chris Distefano

Comedy, Comedy Interviews

4.7 • 2.8K Ratings

🗓️ 20 December 2022

⏱️ 60 minutes

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WELCOME to Chrissy Chaos! Chrissy Chaos is SANTA! MORE EDDIES AND MORE CHAOS BABES LETS GO! We are celebrating ALL holidays today on the program. The holiday season is about love. Chris relapsed on social media and gets crazy jealous that the adam friedland show got to interview the lead singer of the 1975. Chris wonders aloud why he isn't cool enough to be loved by his heros. Chris wants to get a tattoo behind his ear. The role music played in war over the years. Lady loves to have elephant in her house. Chris is over Trump and Elon Musk. Sam bankman-fried is weird but Chris isn't sure if he's guilty or innocent LOL. Chris wants to make love to a female avatar character. @homelesspimp went to a weed fair in NYC. WEED is legal in new york. Will Smith is gonna have a comeback. The royal family STINKS. Lions attack keepers at a road side zoo. Zoo's are gross. Viral Tik Toks from prison! MERRY EVERYTHING EVERY1! SUPPORT THE SPONSORS TO SUPPORT THE CHAOS fansly.com/promo/chaos prizepicks.com/chaos freezepipe.com code chaos CHRISDCOMEDY.COM for all upcoming live comedy show dates FOLLOW Chris Distefano On Social Media Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/chrisdcomedy/ Twitter - https://twitter.com/chrisdcomedy Follow Chris' podcast with Sal Vulcano called HEY BABE! https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCD8I... Remember to rate us on iTunes and Join our Patreon for a WEEKLY bonus ep! patreon.com/chrisdcomedy Filmed and Edited by THEHOMELESSPIMP https://www.instagram.com/thehomeless... Twitter - https://twitter.com/homelesspimp?lang=en https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4efxHi0i_b0 Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	So everybody got a brand new hour of stand up comedy coming to you.
0:04.6	We got New Year's Eve, Huntington Long Island, December 31st.
0:08.2	Then we've added Vancouver in February 22nd, Phoenix, Arizona, January 26th to the 28th,
0:15.0	West Palm Beach, March 28th to the 29th.
0:17.8	Miami Beach, Florida, March 31st, Austin, Texas, April 12th, and January 12th, New Orleans,
0:24.4	January 13th in Dallas and January 14th in Houston.
0:28.1	I think those are almost sold out and guess what everybody?
0:31.1	I'm dressed to Santa Claus and Santa's going to come down your chimney and eat all your
0:35.0	edibles. Yeah, look at this. Oh, there it is.
0:38.6	Hold on. No, no, no, no, no.
0:39.5	Here, give me that. Give me all that.
0:41.4	That's it, baby. Look, Santa's going to come down your chimney and eat all your
0:44.6	edibles. Little THM and eat your edibles and I'm a fucking bang your dad.
0:51.6	I'm going to eat your edibles and have sex with your dad.
0:53.7	Thank you, Mike Cannon.
1:04.4	What's up, everybody? Welcome to another episode of Chrissy Chaos.
1:08.8	This is the Christmas. Well, I'm sorry.
1:10.7	This is the holiday chaos episode.
1:14.0	I didn't want to just have it just be Christmas.
1:17.8	I want to talk about all the holidays.
1:19.5	So I'm just a Santa. I have a menorah for Jewish people and a picture of two
1:26.0	poxia cord to celebrate Kwanzaa.
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