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93X Half-Assed Morning Show

93X | Cumulus Media Minneapolis | KXXR-FM

Comedy Interviews, Comedy, Music

4.8 • 942 Ratings

🗓️ 17 November 2025

⏱️ 157 minutes

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Originally Aired November 17, 2025: MN State Patrol in studio. The dog has a gun! Everything you wanna know about finding a tick on your taint.

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0:00.0	All right, all you procrastinators, enough is enough. It's November and the you know what is about to hit the fan.
0:06.6	Time to hit up my friends at standard heating and air conditioning and get that furnace cranked on and get it winter ready.
0:12.4	Dana here. November's also the final tune up deal of the year at standard. You can get 20 bucks off your furnace fix when you make an appointment and mention 93X.
0:21.2	Yeah, I know we're all hearty Minnesones around here and you're probably saving up to buy me a sweet, sweet Christmas gift.
0:27.3	But don't roll the dice on your furnace.
0:29.3	Time to prep and protect.
0:30.7	Book that tune up today at standardheating.com.
0:33.3	That's standard heating.com.
0:35.1	The 93X.5-assed morning show. heating.com. The 93x half-assed morning show.
0:38.7	Ninety-three.
0:41.1	Air.
0:45.5	I got a good news, bad news kind of a thing for you, right from the get-go as we welcome you on over to the 93X half-fast morning show.
0:59.4	Good news is today begins our first of two holiday season F-off weeks.
1:07.6	Okay, next week is Thanksgiving.
1:10.1	We're going to go ahead and take a smooth week away from work next week.
1:15.2	So this week, our last before a week off is an F-off week.
1:20.5	Whatever happens during an F-off week doesn't really matter.
1:24.2	Doesn't count.
1:24.8	It doesn't count.
1:26.2	That's the good news.
1:29.7	The bad news is seeing how it's only 0 540 on Monday morning, Cubby, the end of our F-off week feels a long ways away right now.
1:37.8	Yeah, this week is going to drag on. You got to start somewhere. You got to start somewhere.
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