Miata of a P*ssy

Stiff Socks

Trevor Wallace and Michael Blaustein | Audioboom Studios

Stand-up, Comedy

4.9 • 7.5K Ratings

🗓️ 12 April 2021

⏱️ 13 minutes

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Summary

The guys went live to riff on all your questions and ideas- like whether or not they would bang the Queen of England, how much planning really goes into the podcast, tentacle dildos, and would porn be better with jump scares.

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0:00.0	If I asked you to switch your money on, what would you think it means?
0:08.0	Well, with Hargreaves Landsdown it means investing your money.
0:12.0	It means making your money work harder for you.
0:16.0	It means investing for a better future, whatever the future holds.
0:21.0	Switch your money on with Hargreaves Landsdown.
0:25.0	Investments rise in falling value so you could get back less than you put in.
0:31.0	You're usually going to sip espresso.
0:33.0	The hottest espresso ever.
0:35.0	You ever try to need caffeine so bad and you say fuck your tongue and you just burn your tongue.
0:41.0	Well, here's what I do.
0:43.0	I end up because Starbucks coffee, they fill that shit above the brim.
0:47.0	Every time I've ever got a hot coffee it's just spilling out.
0:49.0	It looks like a girl who's drunk at the club with mascara running down her face.
0:53.0	Favorite thing is when a girl, it doesn't matter.
0:55.0	When you're getting some, oh sure, when she's hot and then she cries and then the mascara.
1:01.0	You've never had a girl cry on the day.
1:03.0	Not cry.
1:05.0	You would never have it.
1:07.0	Not like a girl.
1:09.0	You're not even saying words.
1:11.0	What are you hearing?
1:13.0	You've had a girl to water tear?
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