116: Raw Dog in a Red Lobster

Stiff Socks

Trevor Wallace and Michael Blaustein | Audioboom Studios

Stand-up, Comedy

4.9 • 7.5K Ratings

🗓️ 7 April 2021

⏱️ 86 minutes

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Summary

Trev and Blau really utilize the Scientific method in this one. They debate above ground pools, how their dicks would dress, and where they would hide a dead body. They also take a deep dive into the world of safe words. Stiff Socks starts with the letter S and you know what else does... SCIENCE.

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0:00.0	Sometimes things that are your type on paper don't always turn out to be for you in real life.
0:05.6	That's why T-levels, which mix classroom and on the job learning,
0:10.0	can help you decide what to do next while you're doing it.
0:13.2	Designed with employers, they can help you get the jump into work,
0:17.4	and apprenticeship, or university.
0:20.2	With subjects covering software production and design,
0:23.2	construction and health and science to an MFU,
0:25.8	search get the jump and see what's out there for you.
0:29.8	Goddamn!
0:31.8	Mavis!
0:32.8	Where's my dick?
0:36.8	We're live, we're live, guys.
0:38.8	We're live.
0:39.8	Game, we're live.
0:40.8	Pack up the yards.
0:41.8	Blow up the yards, 3k patrons.
0:43.8	I already passed that, blow it up.
0:44.8	Blow it up.
0:45.8	Game, how old are your yards?
0:46.8	Be honest with you, right?
0:47.8	How many miles that bitch got?
0:48.8	Boy, it's gone.
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