117: Bowflex the Vulva

Stiff Socks

Trevor Wallace and Michael Blaustein | Audioboom Studios

Stand-up, Comedy

4.9 • 7.5K Ratings

🗓️ 14 April 2021

⏱️ 67 minutes

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Summary

Twall and 2fine get real science-y in this one. They discuss hot rave ladies, strippers 11am shift, saying thank you after a banging. They also riff on how bottle service dudes get zero vagina. *clears throat* SCIENCE.

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0:00.0	I got a bass you can catch it in fish nits my
0:04.6	Did that even make sense I don't care
0:08.0	Hey real quick before you into today's episode we are back on the road touring band pop up
0:13.2	Just gonna read these super quick before we get into the episode May 25th through the 27th
0:17.8	It's a Tuesday through Thursday San Antonio, Texas turn up
0:22.3	June June 17th through the 19th Omaha, Nebraska ye motherfucking ye
0:27.7	Boop, boom, boom, we got July 1st through the 3rd DeMoin, Iowa
0:32.7	DeMoin, Iowa just added today August 6th through the 8th Liberty Township, Ohio
0:38.2	It's 30 minutes outside of Cincinnati the beginning of August then we're coming back in Oklahoma City
0:44.3	August 12th through the 15th Oklahoma City Bricktown Comedy Club such a fun club
0:50.2	The last one was there was a week before COVID it was so fucking fun
0:53.1	And then the last one I got as of right now spoke and Washington August 19th through the 21st all of these can be bought at Trevor
1:00.6	Walts Comedy dot com mr. Blowson kick off your dates boom
1:04.9	Blowson back on tour may
1:08.3	4th we are in Nashville may 5th Huntsville, Alabama
1:13.5	May 12th Houston may
1:17.0	13th Dallas and
1:19.0	June 18th through the 20th Washington DC all tickets can be bought on blow
1:26.6	Comedy dot com B.L.A.U comedy dot com go check us out back to the episode bang bang bang
1:36.0	Punches pilot what that's the guy who killed Jesus punches pilot his name is punches pilot punches pilot
1:43.0	Mm-hmm for real punches pilot he sounds like a fucking extra parts of the Caribbean
1:49.0	Yeah, he also says a WWE wrestler wrestle mania was this weekend. Do you watch it?
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