Mermaids, Ghosts & PU$$Y | Chris Distefano Presents: Chrissy Chaos | EP 58

Chris Distefano Presents: Chrissy Chaos

Chris Distefano

Comedy, Comedy Interviews

4.7 • 2.8K Ratings

🗓️ 8 March 2022

⏱️ 69 minutes

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Summary

WELCOME to Chrissy Chaos! Chrissy Histories is here to start the episode and let us know what NATO is, little histories on the Cold War, Berlin Wall and what Putin is doing today. Chris is having a rant but listen in and learn about Ukraine vs. Russia. We are team Ukraine especially because Putin, if you accidentally hurt someone that is transgendered, that helps boost American morale and then Biden will interfere! Is Putin the richest and strongest man in the world? He records all this content, seems a bit like the Michael Scott of dictators, no?! The Chaos crew takes a break from World War III to talk about what's happening with Kanye and Kim and Pete. Kanye West, well known now as Ye, released a new music video with The Game called Eazy. In the video he kidnaps, decapitates and buries a cremation version of Pete Davidson. But at the end of the video says, JK. Oh okay.. still pretty chilling. Anyways, are mermaids real? Is Mark Cuban a good billionaire? We go back to thinking about Kim's power and let's just be honest, pussy power is real! Happy Women's month guys! Listen just try to be a good person, ignore Trump supporting Putin (yikes) and be happy that one of Chris' friends is growing up! Also Bubbas stop drinking Diet coke as it may tie to ADHD and try to find Chris' dissertation. Remember to rate us on iTunes and Join our Patreon for a WEEKLY bonus ep! patreon.com/chrisdcomedy FOLLOW THE CLIPS PAGE! https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCbu7rQDxBYMsuKQeX-x4fEQ/videos CHRISDCOMEDY.COM for all upcoming live comedy show dates FOLLOW Chris Distefano On Social Media Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/chrisdcomedy/ Twitter - https://twitter.com/chrisdcomedy Follow Chris' podcast with Sal Vulcano called HEY BABE! https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCD8I... Filmed and Edited by THEHOMELESSPIMP https://www.instagram.com/thehomeless... Twitter - https://twitter.com/homelesspimp?lang=en Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	Go to ChristyCommony.com for all my standup dates, baby.
0:03.2	March 11th in Nashville this Friday,
0:05.5	co-headlining with the babe Salvo Cano.
0:07.6	March 18th and 19th, we are in Seattle in Portland.
0:11.3	Those shows almost sold out.
0:12.4	Go get the tickets.
0:13.3	March 25th, Las Vegas.
0:16.2	Nevada at the win.
0:17.4	Then we got April 8th in Indianapolis
0:19.0	and April 9th in Denver, Colorado at the Paramount Theater.
0:21.8	ChristyCommony.com for all the ticket wickets.
0:24.7	All right, what's up everybody?
0:31.2	Welcome to another episode of the Chrissy Chaos Show.
0:33.9	I am drinking my athletic greens.
0:35.6	Thanks for being a sponsor.
0:37.6	No, I'm kidding.
0:38.6	I am drinking athletic greens.
0:39.6	So it's just good.
0:40.2	It makes me feel good.
0:41.3	And I like the vitamins in it.
0:43.8	But listen, boobs, boobalas.
0:46.8	I mean, look, today is what's today?
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