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Chris Distefano Presents: Chrissy Chaos

NEVER APOLOGIZE with Ari Shaffir | Chris Distefano Presents: Chrissy Chaos | EP 59

Chris Distefano Presents: Chrissy Chaos

Chris Distefano

Comedy, Comedy Interviews

4.72.8K Ratings

🗓️ 15 March 2022

⏱️ 87 minutes

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WELCOME to Chrissy Chaos! Chrissy CHAOS is kicking off World War 3 with guest Ari Shaffir! Remember to rate us on iTunes and Join our Patreon for a WEEKLY bonus ep! patreon.com/chrisdcomedy FOLLOW THE CLIPS PAGE! https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCbu7rQDxBYMsuKQeX-x4fEQ/videos CHRISDCOMEDY.COM for all upcoming live comedy show dates FOLLOW Chris Distefano On Social Media Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/chrisdcomedy/​ Twitter - https://twitter.com/chrisdcomedy​ Follow Chris' podcast with Sal Vulcano called HEY BABE! https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCD8I...​ ​ Filmed and Edited by THEHOMELESSPIMP https://www.instagram.com/thehomeless... Twitter - https://twitter.com/homelesspimp?lang=en ​ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0

All right, this Friday, I am at the more theater in Seattle and then Saturday at Revolutionary Hall in Portland, Oregon go to

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Christy comedy like and subscribe because guess what my special my special she was she my comedy special she is coming out on YouTube April 6th everybody

0:37.6

April 6th like it subscribe special she coming out at YouTube dot com slash Christy comedy and of course patreon dot com such Christie comedy there

0:45.6

will be behind the scenes footage and a second special only at patreon so thank you for the love and support I love cock

0:57.6

yeah, I know, well, they can pull you over for podcasts. I know it's like I'm a texting yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, all right well, I mean, looks who knows man looks we just got right into it that's the first listen who

1:17.6

you're like I know who that voices off camera absolutely because we said me and Pimp or sitting there talking we said where the world is going welcome to the Christie cast podcast we said where where is the world going and Pimp said well you know, Ukraine Russia is big ice they said we should get somebody like president Zelensky I said do I know a Jewish comedian is Zelensky president is he Jewish well

1:38.6

president Zelensky Ukraine there's three things about him once bird two things are confirmed one thing we're not sure about and I thought it fit right for you yeah is we said the two things that are confirmed is president

1:49.6

Zelensky the president of Ukraine is a Jewish comedian the thing that's kind of we are not sure about this who is about is is he pro Nazi which is also a room about you

1:57.6

is are you a Jewish comedian that actually supports the Nazis right right so if you're not willing to face that then I can't trust your opinion on any of it and look at us we're like a new age like sitcom I'm the German guard and the Nazi I mean I'm the Nazi and he's the Jew do you ever play when you're a little different like punch buggy blue yeah yeah well thank you Hitler for that that's what it is there you go

2:26.6

also the little nursery running my sink to your kids ashes ashes they all fall down you saying that kid that's a Nazi holocaust all right I mean it's pretty dark

2:40.6

but you know they are saying they are saying that they are saying that president Zelensky of the Ukraine they are saying there is rumors going around now of sorry Ukraine not the Ukraine of that they are saying that Russia is denocifying Ukraine and that really where the ones the west is the ones that

3:00.6

doesn't understand what Russia is actually the good guys because there's not see as him in the in Ukraine and they're trying to get it out because really the mortal enemy of Russia has always been not see as

3:11.6

them has always been Nazis interesting they hate them actually more than the United States because a lot of people believe the United States we just took in the Nazis we just brought

3:20.6

Nazis in here only the scientists only the scientists yeah every use yeah well we'll make some like we are where Russia didn't take any of them in Russia Russia would not like they hate is they hate

3:31.6

Nazis they hate Nazis and you know what's another scary thing that we kind of looked at that we've been discovering is you know little subtleties are starting to happen with what's

3:41.6

going on with the war now with Russia Ukraine works these little subtleties and foreign policy is starting to happen one thing is you know for

3:48.6

long time since World War II under the peace treaties Germany and Japan no army well now they can start building your army by

3:55.6

it is allowing Germany no Japan to build up their army Japan I'm fine with Germany's got a record do yeah you can't have

4:02.6

on you can't have him years away from the right back where we were yes now what are you going to do what are we it's already sleep

4:09.1

weight camps all over the United States you use those it's so easy dude it's and they're and they're going to get in here quick quick

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