SECRETS of the Jewelry Industry | Chris Distefano Presents: Chrissy Chaos | EP 57

Chris Distefano Presents: Chrissy Chaos

Chris Distefano

Comedy, Comedy Interviews

4.7 • 2.8K Ratings

🗓️ 1 March 2022

⏱️ 64 minutes

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WELCOME to Chrissy Chaos! This week the KING of CHAOS is joined by Shim a Jewelry expert! He tells us the SECRETS of the Jewelry Industry. Uncut Gems is real and it's fukin CRAZY!!!! Shim tells us how it was to sell chains to Jay-Z and other famous rappers. New York's gold business' are SUS. Shim talks about riding the subway transporting pure gold bars. How do you know if your jewelry is real or fake. Don't trust jewelers they always steal from you. Shim served in the Israel forces and arrested many terrorists. Is war covid safe?! The jewelry business is dangerous and lawless. People use gold and jewelry to hide money from the drug trade. The jewish mafia is real and is SCARY! Secret jewelry factories are in every city. Chris is getting a gun and asks Shim for some tips. Jay-Z was nasty to Shim. Chris has his Jewelry appraised live on air! Gold is a mysterious substance. Where does it come from and why is it so valuable. EVERYONE BUY GOLD!!! Remember to rate us on iTunes and Join our Patreon for a WEEKLY bonus ep! patreon.com/chrisdcomedy FOLLOW THE CLIPS PAGE! https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCbu7rQDxBYMsuKQeX-x4fEQ/videos CHRISDCOMEDY.COM for all upcoming live comedy show dates FOLLOW Chris Distefano On Social Media Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/chrisdcomedy/ Twitter - https://twitter.com/chrisdcomedy Follow Chris' podcast with Sal Vulcano called HEY BABE! https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCD8I... Filmed and Edited by THEHOMELESSPIMP https://www.instagram.com/thehomeless... Twitter - https://twitter.com/homelesspimp?lang=en Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	All right, what's up everybody? March 4th. I will be in Detroit at the World Oak music theater March 5th
0:06.5	Grammar C theater New York City special taping two shows be they were doing the specialy washy March 11th
0:12.0	Co-headlining with Salvo Conno and Nashville, Tennessee
0:14.3	March 18th Seattle, Washington March 19th Portland, Oregon March 25th laws
0:18.9	Vegas, I'm out of the April 8th Indianapolis April 9th Denver, Colorado and April 29th
0:24.4	Bethlehem, Pennsylvania with Jesus Christ was born
0:27.0	Christy Comedy dot com for Tiki Wikis
0:33.4	What's up everybody welcome to another episode of Chrissy chaos. We're gonna go wild today
0:39.0	The Ukraine and Russia and war on this is coming out three today's Thursday
0:44.6	So this will come out Tuesday, so the planet could be lost by now. I don't know. It's possible
0:52.1	It could happen who cares, you know
0:55.0	I just know if we get nuked. I'll probably be evaporated while I'm masturbating
0:59.6	So Vanity is walking in and we have a guest one of homeless pimp's friends homeless pimp
1:05.0	This guy what's your name, sir? Oh my name is Shem Vega Jim Vega
1:10.0	Shem shem shem shem shem
1:13.2	Shem Vega everybody. What kind of name is shem? Well, it's short for Shem shoan apparently
1:17.8	I'm named after some biblical hero Shem shoan Vega. Yeah, so the last name Vega Spanish. Yes
1:24.2	We be in
1:26.2	See
1:28.2	Spanish household. I've told the people that you walk past our Puerto Ricans. Okay. Yes
1:31.9	I've Puerto Rican family. I have a Puerto Rican coop in there. Yeah, yes, there's a Puerto Rican farm and
1:38.1	And we're just yes, we're just you know, we're growing Puerto Ricans and it's a beautiful thing
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