Melania is KGB with Jon Gabrus

Lizard People: Comedy and Conspiracy Theories

Lizard People

Paranormal, Religion & Spirituality, Conspiracytheory, Conspiracy, Comedy

4 • 1.2K Ratings

🗓️ 14 March 2020

⏱️ 74 minutes

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Summary

Podcast sweetheart Jon Gabrus stopped by the Lizard Lair this week to drop a little truth on y'alls asses! Specifically some truth about Melania Trump, former model and current first lady of these great states. Gabrus thinks Melania just might be a plant, a KGB agent working to forward Russian interests and undermine her beloved husband at every turn. Could be Putin be behind their weird-ass relationship? What will happen if they ever break up? What's the Barron of it all? And is this the nastiest episode of Lizard People ever recorded? You better listen and find out! PS! Lizard People is taking a quick break for the next two weeks, thanks for waiting for our return!

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0:00.0	The Oh, I'm a fan of hers as well too.
0:21.3	Yes, my wife was not a lot of that and I like that.
0:23.4	That's good shit. There was a really brutal weekend a couple of months ago where there's a
0:27.2	Weird Owl concert and a Carly Ray Jepsen concert on the same night.
0:30.3	Holy shit. What'd you go to? I went to Weird Al.
0:33.0	I already had the ticket.
0:34.0	At the Greek?
0:35.0	Yeah.
0:36.0	I was there.
0:37.0	You were?
0:38.0	Oh, I was fine. Did he do one night or two?
0:40.0	He did.
0:41.0	I think he did only one night. Okay.
0:42.0	I saw I saw him at the Greek it was it was wonderful it was really wonderful the
0:46.6	the real he's so pure he's such a good artist he's great and I don't know any
0:51.8	I don't know him well enough like I know I'm like I had his albums on tape
0:56.4	But like I don't know his like I'm not like a still a weird al fan I sort of grew out of it like as people some people do some people not a lot of the adults
1:05.0	and 50 year olds no no I thought I'm maybe one of the few that grew out of them and came
1:09.9	back because I was like oh that'd be such a fun concert to go to and also the Greek rules and he's like playing the
1:16.5	Out of outside of Minnesota the giant ball of yarn or whatever kind of deep cuts yeah and he played, it turns out it's original, but your boy doesn't know.
1:25.3	I lean over to my friend who sat next to me.
1:26.8	I'm like, man, I can't, I, I'm so out of touch, I don't even recognize the song,
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