4 • 1.2K Ratings
🗓️ 6 March 2020
⏱️ 82 minutes
🧾️ Download transcript
You might think you know exactly what happened during the Kennedy assassination. Either because you read about it in 8th grade, or because you've heard the other Lizard People episodes about it. But trust us, Jason Van Glass has a whole new take on it that'll make your brain go mushy. Let Jason explain how it's all connected, from CBS to the CIA, from Jack Ruby to Fidel Castro to J. Edgar Hoover, and all the way around to beloved news anchor Dan Rather.
Who's to blame for killing Kennedy? Turns out it's literally everyone.
Click on a timestamp to play from that location
0:00.0 | The I like being the only one that is allowed to talk and that's why I do stand up. |
0:21.0 | Yeah, I had a first exploratory session with a really bad therapist last weekend and she just like got right and did not try to get to know me at all and was like what would you say is your main issue? |
0:33.4 | And I was like, um, let's fix this in one hour. |
0:36.7 | I do it a little bit. |
0:38.1 | We got 48 minutes, let's do this. |
0:40.9 | Okay, here we go, I'm watching the clock. |
0:43.0 | Truly, yes, got right down to business. |
0:45.8 | And I was like, I don't know, I guess I feel like I always need to be in control. |
0:49.2 | And she's like, is that what you do comedy? |
0:50.6 | And I was like, I don't, I guess so. I don't know. And she was like I don't I guess so I don't know and she was like all right in time |
0:54.0 | does comedy help people feel like they're in control I think of it is a pretty |
0:59.1 | chaotic life choice where you really don't have any control over what |
1:03.2 | therapy. |
1:04.2 | Right, that's why I'm in therapy too, but I don't think of this career option |
1:08.4 | as like a really like, oh, I've got a handle on things. |
1:11.0 | You don't, you're not in charge of job opportunities or if you get |
1:14.0 | them or if you all over work again you're not everything's outside of your |
1:17.3 | control right? Three minutes every Tuesday night you're in complete control |
1:22.2 | which sometimes feels like enough to spill over into your other reckless hurricane of a life. |
1:29.0 | Yeah, I don't, if you're listening and you're thinking about your life's out of control or you're thinking about starting stand up I would encourage you to maybe just go to therapy |
1:39.6 | Do that if you feel like your life's in control if you think about doing stand-up. This is good advice. |
1:43.7 | Yes. You don't need that type of attention. You need therapy. |
... |
Please login to see the full transcript.
Disclaimer: The podcast and artwork embedded on this page are from Lizard People, and are the property of its owner and not affiliated with or endorsed by Tapesearch.
Generated transcripts are the property of Lizard People and are distributed freely under the Fair Use doctrine. Transcripts generated by Tapesearch are not guaranteed to be accurate.
Copyright © Tapesearch 2025.