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Lizard People: Comedy and Conspiracy Theories

Coronavirus Conspiracies

Lizard People: Comedy and Conspiracy Theories

Lizard People

Paranormal, Religion & Spirituality, Conspiracytheory, Conspiracy, Comedy

41.2K Ratings

🗓️ 3 April 2020

⏱️ 56 minutes

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Summary

It's a family-only episode this week, as Katelyn and Alexis talk Covid conspiracies! There's a whole lot of dumb stuff going around on the internet about how the disease got made, what cures it, and who's behind it. And it's all mostly wrong. Because these are weird ass times, we're messing with the format this week too! So listen up as your favorite Lizard Ladies present the weirdest and stupidest Covid 19 theories that they've seen in the past few weeks. Enjoy, and stay safe out there.

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0:00.0

The Oh, you know what, no, that's not true. I bought, like, Cheese Ravioli, like Annie's, like,

0:23.0

Annie's, cheese ravioli in a can.

0:24.7

Oh, in a can even.

0:27.1

Yeah, like, like, kind of Chef Boyer-D style,

0:29.2

but I was like, it's Annie's, maybe it's good.

0:31.0

It was garbage. I don't know if it's for babies also. I was like did I buy baby food?

0:36.0

I kind of suspect that so like I'm trying to get my five year old to eat slightly healthier. Like I can't

0:42.0

do chef boy or a, but this is all

0:44.5

it'll do. Was it just like sugary and nasty? Yeah, it was so sweet. Yeah, I

0:50.1

that it was disgusting. Sometimes I think that kind of thing is going to be good and then it's so sweet

0:55.6

it's so nasty like I thought it would be nasty in a different way because I was like

1:00.2

maybe the cheese is going to be weird or something but it was like oh it just feels like it's filled with sugar.

1:06.4

What about you have you made anything?

1:09.6

So I you know what I have the opposite problem where when I'm with people I'm more focused on like food as fuel and when I buy myself and like, like get crazy.

1:19.0

Oh, interesting.

1:21.0

So I made, well, the night before last, I cut up a sweet potato and I made it into like oven fries.

1:27.5

And then I made five dipping sauces.

1:30.3

And I ate the potato with five different sauces.

1:35.0

That's the right amount.

1:37.0

Thank you. That's what I always want.

1:40.0

Let me tell you what the sauces were.

1:42.0

Yes.

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