Replay: Life's a Sprint
Absolutely Not
Dear Media
4.9 • 14K Ratings
🗓️ 8 May 2026
⏱️ 69 minutes
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Summary
On this replay episode, Heather tells us what really happened at Netflix is a Joke in 2024. She gives a full recap of her time in Golden state and spills the tea from the comedy shows, after parties and more! She opens up about how her life has felt like a sprint and she just made it through the finish line, yet feels hungry for more. She also answers some of the best Absolutely Not's and Yes's we've had to date!
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| 0:00.0 | The following podcast is a Dear Media production. |
| 0:06.4 | Welcome to the Absolutely Not podcast, where we do the most and the least at this same damn time. |
| 0:12.6 | I'm your host, Heather McMahon. |
| 0:19.2 | Hello, ladies and gentlemen, and welcome to another episode of the Absolutely Not Podcast. |
| 0:27.1 | I'm your host, Heather McMahon. |
| 0:28.7 | How are you? |
| 0:29.9 | I hope you're doing great. |
| 0:31.3 | Man, we have so much to catch up on. |
| 0:35.3 | So many good things happened in the last two weeks. I am home. I am in my |
| 0:39.9 | studio in Atlanta at my office. I'm surrounded by all of my chotchkes, all of my wares, all my |
| 0:46.6 | knickknacks, and I couldn't be happier. I am having a wild, wild readjustment back into civilian society. Okay. I have been a bitch on the road |
| 0:58.1 | for essentially the last four years, but really, really, these last 85 shows, I mean, what a fun |
| 1:04.6 | ride. I've been more fulfilled with this material than ever. I'm so excited for the special to come |
| 1:10.8 | out. I'm so excited for all these to come out. I'm so excited for |
| 1:11.9 | all these things to happen. I mean, we just did it. We did it. We did it. But damn it if my body |
| 1:17.7 | isn't broken. I want to get into everything that happened at the Netflix's joke festival, |
| 1:21.6 | the last shows. So many things have popped off. But I have to say, start this episode off with |
| 1:26.4 | so much gratitude to everybody |
| 1:28.9 | who came back to the comeback tour. You know, some of y'all came to the farewell tour. Now you came |
| 1:33.8 | to the new tour to come back. And then we're going to be back out on the road at the top of 2025 |
| 1:38.8 | with the whole new tour. You know, I can't believe that I get to live out my dream every weekend on the road. |
| 1:46.6 | But I'll tell you what, all of that dancing on stage in heels and boots, carrying all my |
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