May 5, 2010

TBTL: Too Beautiful To Live

TBTL

Comedy, Leisure

4.8 • 2.4K Ratings

🗓️ 5 May 2010

⏱️ 66 minutes

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Summary

Luke is disturbed by his Justin Bieber dream, an anti-gay leader in Florida hires the gayest possible 'travel partner' for his European vacation, and on 'Call Makers', listener Missy explains why Hanson is still so way awesome.

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0:00.0	Say, don't mind me. How'd you get that kid to darn fast?
0:03.0	Well, this whole thing is just who knows who.
0:07.0	And then over here, you have favor to some.
0:10.0	Yeah, Ed has a friend at one of the Asian cities.
0:12.0	Me and Doh went into Doh, found a kind of someone wrong with my semen.
0:15.0	And they said, we had to wait five years for healthy white baby.
0:18.0	I said, healthy white baby, five years.
0:20.0	Okay, what else you got?
0:22.0	Said they got two Koreans and Nick were born with his heart on the outside.
0:26.0	It's a crazy world.
0:28.0	T-B-T-L.
0:37.0	A crazy world, indeed.
0:40.0	Getting maybe even a little crazier as we embark on this.
0:45.0	Wednesday afternoon edition of T-B-T-L's,
0:48.0	this show that's probably too beautiful to live.
0:51.0	Psychopathic straight, dirty clown love, straight, dirty clown.
0:57.0	I'm your host, Luke Burbank,
0:59.0	weighing in at 180 pounds.
1:03.0	Come on, son.
1:04.0	I know we're getting up in the 180 territory again.
1:10.0	Come on, son.
1:11.0	Indeed, I did this thing yesterday
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