You are listening to TVTL, too beautiful to live with Luke Burbank, simply the best podcast in the world.

Yes, indeed it is the show that's probably too beautiful to live. Welcome everybody to a Tuesday afternoon edition of TVTL. This is episode 551 in a collector series.

It's the problem in the marriage bed that no one likes to talk about. Maybe that's why they call it silent but deadly.

I'm your host, Luke Burbank, weighing in at 179 pounds.

He's on the joy it's you're looking for.

A happy Star Wars day. Do you know today is Star Wars Day. It's also, well it's going to be a real, real fun episode of TVTL. Let me tell you.

Hi, this is Luke's Mom Foodie coming tonight on TVTL.

There's all kinds of weird and wild details coming out of New York City regarding the arrest of this guy who is now admitted to being part of this attempt to blow up a Nissan TVTL.

Nissan Pathfinder in Times Square. We'll talk about that a little bit also speaking of airplanes and such.

A new report out by federal crash investigator says that Sully Sullenberger probably could have actually flown that plane back to LaGuardia and just landed it, you know, kind of normal like.

But not to take anything away from him, but he maybe would have actually been able to do that.

We'll talk about that also.

We've got your update from the Derek Erdman psychic hotline another week, another set of lucky numbers.

And also the first photos are out of this guy in Spain who got his entire face transplanted.

I will talk about that a little bit. And if we get a chance, of course, we'll try to release the Kraken.

First though, I'm real, real excited to have this guy here. I didn't know he was going to be here and it scared the living shit out of me when he showed up.

Japan's number one mixer Mr. Shonditori, huh?

Yeah, I'm sorry.

Dude, what did my face look like when you came around the corner?

Kind of like the O face.

I'm not sexually aroused when I'm scared.

The scared O face.

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