May 6, 2010
TBTL: Too Beautiful To Live
TBTL
4.8 • 2.4K Ratings
🗓️ 6 May 2010
⏱️ 98 minutes
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Summary
Lauren Weedman dishes on filming nude scenes post baby-having, the ridiculous things starlets eat to look like starlets, and how Steve Carrell is even nicer than she thought he's be. Plus, Luke rages about his recent of spate of speeding tickets, and Jen starts a feud at a Maine book store.
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| 0:00.0 | Hello, hi everybody. I promise I wasn't gonna make a toast and I'm not going to just go in and do a little freestanding comedy |
| 0:06.0 | And if at the end everybody wants to raise their glasses to Pam and Jim then so be it |
| 0:11.8 | Hey |
| 0:13.2 | What is a deal with the smart car? How smart is that those things are tiny? |
| 0:18.4 | Can you even drive them in traffic? Yeah, I'm so smart equals Fc square. I drive a smart car |
| 0:25.6 | That's not smart in my book. The real smart car is kit from night rider night rider. That's a car that can talk |
| 0:32.4 | Can smart car talk? |
| 0:34.3 | Nope, that's not smart and also Chitty Chitty bang bang very smart and |
| 0:40.5 | You everybody can laugh it doesn't have to just be the idiots |
| 0:44.6 | TVT |
| 0:54.4 | Well, hi there everybody |
| 0:56.7 | Welcome to a very exciting Thursday afternoon edition of TVTL. It's the show that's probably too beautiful to live |
| 1:05.7 | I |
| 1:13.6 | I'm your host Luke Burbank weighing in at |
| 1:17.0 | 179 pounds in spaniard my nickname is |
| 1:23.2 | This is episode 500 and 53 in a collector's a series |
| 1:29.0 | We've got quite a program in store for you. Hi, this is Luke from Susie coming tonight on TVTL |
| 1:35.2 | Newsweek magazine is up for sale and our long-time producer Jen flash Andrews wants to buy it |
| 1:42.6 | She has a plan of course she wants to buy it because it's a magazine for grannies and she's a granny. It's |
| 1:51.1 | Also, I am officially putting all state patrol officers and other people with radar guns on notice |
| 1:58.4 | Stop giving me fucking speeding tickets. I just got the second one in like six days today |
| 2:04.2 | For going five miles over the speed limit, which I think is part of the |
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