May 5, 2009 – Part 1

TBTL: Too Beautiful To Live

TBTL

Comedy, Leisure

4.8 • 2.4K Ratings

🗓️ 5 May 2009

⏱️ 40 minutes

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Summary

Welcome to the show: Sean judged a cooking competition today; plus, the first American recipient of a full face transplant gave a press conference today.

Transcript

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0:00.0	May 21st, at the end, sections 346 and 347 pounding PBR, the 10s T&E.
0:09.0	TVTL, two beautiful to live on 973 Kyrie.
0:18.0	Jake, that might be. How many full objects grew up in that ball?
0:23.0	I don't know, is there?
0:25.0	What?
0:26.0	Nope, takes three.
0:29.0	Wait a minute, I told you wrong.
0:31.0	Here, I'm starting to hear.
0:32.0	How come it takes three full objects to screw up a light bulb?
0:35.0	I don't know, Glenn.
0:36.0	Because they're so darn stupid!
0:41.0	Loosen up! What the matter, don't you get it?
0:43.0	I guess that's why they call it a way Homer.
0:45.0	What is that?
0:46.0	Because you only get it on a way Homer?
0:48.0	I'm already Homer, Glenn.
0:52.0	It's just after nine bells.
0:54.0	Burbank Standard Time.
0:58.0	Which means that we are in the third and final hour on this Tuesday night.
1:02.0	Cinco de Mayo edition of TVTL.
1:06.0	You'll notice that of all the radio shows, particularly of all the radio shows,
1:11.0	who are as obsessed with adult beverages as we are.
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