May 4, 2009 – Part 3

TBTL: Too Beautiful To Live

TBTL

Comedy, Leisure

4.8 • 2.4K Ratings

🗓️ 4 May 2009

⏱️ 39 minutes

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Summary

AwesomeNotAwesome: Kentucky Derby Payouts; Denise Richards sings at a baseball game; more chuck e. cheese violence.

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0:00.0	No bonds, no dipax, put your money on account, this is TV up.
0:08.0	Got lots of news. Good news.
0:11.0	That's a little bit of terrible news there, but...
0:15.0	Oh, let's start with the good news.
0:17.0	Okay. Well, we did it.
0:19.0	I've written that there. That's good.
0:21.0	We did it. That's the good news.
0:23.0	Yeah, we did it.
0:24.0	So that's something to be proud of.
0:26.0	What's the terrible news?
0:27.0	Ah, just a bit of terrible news.
0:29.0	Remember, I invited some NPC officials to see the show.
0:35.0	That was good.
0:36.0	Unfortunately, the pay drew a lot of attention to illegal immigrants status.
0:41.0	So overall, great. Yes, but also not great.
0:45.0	So average?
0:47.0	Ah, in addition to the good news and the terrible news,
0:52.0	there's also some truly awful news.
0:58.0	Welcome to our number two of this Monday night edition of TVTL.
1:04.0	The show is probably too beautiful to live.
1:07.0	My name is Luke Burbank.
1:11.0	Lawn edge or extraordinaire. That's how I'm known on the streets.
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