May 5, 2009 – Part 2
TBTL: Too Beautiful To Live
TBTL
4.8 • 2.4K Ratings
🗓️ 5 May 2009
⏱️ 39 minutes
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Summary
Welcome to the show: Sean judged a cooking competition today; plus, the first American recipient of a full face transplant gave a press conference today.
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| 0:00.0 | I love you honey, buddy. Everybody be cool. This is the TVTL. |
| 0:06.0 | Any of you tens move and I'll deprecate every Jesus Jesus drink and last one on you. |
| 0:13.0 | This is the story of an average guy and a beautiful girl. |
| 0:30.0 | Why? |
| 0:31.0 | Don't tell me your name. I'll just call you Beauty. |
| 0:34.0 | You must be a sensitive person. I bet you're a fan of broad pursuits. |
| 0:39.0 | I try to be. |
| 0:40.0 | And his best friend. |
| 0:42.0 | I have kept in chaos. Been a couple long. |
| 0:47.0 | And a family doctor. |
| 0:49.0 | And how they all set out one day in an ambulance from New York to California at 150 miles per hour. |
| 1:00.0 | California here we come. |
| 1:02.0 | But they aren't the only ones. |
| 1:05.0 | Because this is the Cannonball run. |
| 1:09.0 | America's illegal Grand Prix. |
| 1:12.0 | Hurt Reynolds is the defending champion. |
| 1:14.0 | On his team, Phara Fawcett. |
| 1:16.0 | Don Shullowese. |
| 1:18.0 | And Jackie's. |
| 1:20.0 | And here comes the competition. |
| 1:23.0 | Known as a Tuesday night edition of TVTL. |
| 1:27.0 | The show that's probably too beautiful to live. |
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