May 4, 2009 – Part 2
TBTL: Too Beautiful To Live
TBTL
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🗓️ 4 May 2009
⏱️ 38 minutes
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Summary
Welcome to the show: Over the weekend, Luke made a life-changing discovery and attempted an impossible task.
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| 0:00.0 | You're listening to Too Beautiful To Live with your host, Luke Burbank. |
| 0:03.7 | Hey, what's your favorite pizza topping? |
| 0:05.8 | Go cheese and s'mortis? |
| 0:07.5 | Sprinkle all over the top. |
| 0:10.1 | BAAAAAAAZAAA! |
| 0:13.1 | The license to kill cofus. |
| 0:16.0 | By the government of the United Nations. |
| 0:18.6 | Man, 3 to kill cofus is a little. |
| 0:21.4 | To kill you must know your enemies. |
| 0:23.8 | In this case, Miami is your barbed-ins. |
| 0:26.8 | An apartment will never quit. |
| 0:29.3 | I still like to be at calm, |
| 0:32.3 | environment calm. |
| 0:34.3 | What you gotta do, you gotta fall back. |
| 0:37.3 | It's your firepower. |
| 0:40.3 | It's your intelligence. |
| 0:43.3 | And that's how she broke. |
| 0:47.3 | Just after nine bells, |
| 0:50.3 | Burbank Standard Time, |
| 0:52.3 | which means we're in the third and final hour |
| 0:55.3 | of this Monday night edition of TVTL, |
| 0:58.3 | the show that's probably too beautiful to live, |
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