Hello. Hello. Hello. Hello. Hello. Hello. Hello.

Embassy Suites Wi-Fi login. Nobody wants you here.

I'm trying to steal this. Just go away.

Also, Boeing Go hotspot. You are not invited.

Well, hello. Archstone Harbor Wi-Fi.

Well, hey there, everybody. Welcome to a Wednesday afternoon edition of TBTL.

It's the show that's probably too beautiful to live.

I'm your host, Luke Burbank.

Maybe you can tell by the clanging of the trolley in the background.

Or maybe you've just noticed the warm, salty air blowing through this podcast today.

But we're coming to you from San Diego, California today.

And the beautiful Embassy Suites in the Gas Lamp District.

I'm your host, Luke Burbank, weighing in at 100. I don't know what I'm weighing.

They've thought of everything here at the Embassy Suites except a scale.

And that's probably just as well.

Because last night, after a night of enjoying the Gas Lamp District extensively,

I decided that I should probably order some pizza when I got back to the room.

And I'm almost sure. I don't know.

Did you guys ever hear that this American life episode,

where the guy works at a hotel and they invent a fake pizza company.

And then a person brings the pizza upstairs.

Even though they work for the hotel, they dress up as a delivery person.

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