May 25, 2010

TBTL: Too Beautiful To Live

TBTL

Leisure, Comedy

4.8 • 2.4K Ratings

🗓️ 25 May 2010

⏱️ 72 minutes

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Summary

A surprise trip to San Diego has Luke contemplating the most embarrassing thing he has ever done. Also, Luke and Sean take pity on teen werewolves, but still think they should Shut It Down America! Listener 'toenail' sat across from Marina Abramovic two times and lived to tell the tale.

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0:00.0	You listen to me, Mr. Kickass, Mr. Rubberburner, you wipe that hot chat gun off your face or I'll shoot it off you.
0:07.5	You got that?
0:09.0	I finished up the tater, I'm going to go fond of my sweaters.
0:11.5	Come on, what?
0:12.5	Finish up the taters.
0:13.5	And then what did you say?
0:15.0	And then what did I say?
0:16.0	You said you were going to go fondle your sweaters.
0:18.5	No, I didn't.
0:20.5	I said I'm going to fondue with Cheddar, I was thinking about making fondue with Cheddar cheese for dinner tonight.
0:25.5	How gene, that is not what you said.
0:27.5	It is what I said.
0:29.5	Fondue with Cheddar.
0:31.5	Okay, fine.
0:33.5	Okay, see you later.
0:35.5	You have to stop by my bung for real quicksake.
0:37.5	T-B-T-L!
0:46.5	Hey there, everybody, welcome to a Tuesday afternoon edition of T-B-T-L.
0:52.5	It's the show that's probably too beautiful to live.
0:54.5	Let's the great experiment begin!
0:57.5	I'm your host, Luke Burbank, weighing in at 178 pounds.
1:03.5	I'm a professional, look it up in the book.
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