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TBTL: Too Beautiful To Live

May 24, 2010

TBTL: Too Beautiful To Live

TBTL

Leisure, Comedy

4.82.4K Ratings

🗓️ 24 May 2010

⏱️ 64 minutes

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Summary

Jen and Vanessa throw down a Lost Postmortem, Luke falls down during his jog to his great humiliation, and a new segment: 'Assignment TBTL': this week's assignment? Hey New Yorkers, could one of you go sit across from Marina Abramovic and tell us what it's like?

Transcript

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0:00.0

Now my whole house is great. I can do anything good. I like my school. I like anything. I like my dad. I like my cousins. I'm my aunt. I like my Allison. I like my mom. I like my hair. I like my haircuts. I like my pajamas. I like my stuff. I like my rooms. I like my home house.

0:26.0

My whole house is great. I can do anything good. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.

0:32.0

T-B-T-A!

0:39.0

Let's go ahead and start anything good with a Monday afternoon edition of T-B-T-L.

0:46.0

It's the show that's probably too beautiful to live.

0:49.0

Does this sound like our music on WorldBot?

0:51.0

A little bit. I'm your host, Luke Burbank. This is episode 564 in a collector series. I am weighing in at 178.5 pounds.

1:05.0

I nailed it.

1:06.0

Indeed. We've got a great show in store for you here on this Monday.

1:12.0

Hi, this is Luke's mom, Susie, coming tonight on T-B-T-L.

1:16.0

I don't know if anyone's been talking about this today, but it turns out yesterday was the end of some sort of a show that people kind of, I guess, watch sometimes.

1:36.0

Oh, it's even scarier when it's all choppy like that. That would have really made... Is that the smoke monster sound? What happened when that sound happens?

1:44.0

No, no, no. That just means it's like, you know... It's on. It's on. Exactly. It was on. It means it was on.

1:53.0

Alright, well, since she's here and we've already started talking to her, we do have a special guest helping us out today.

1:58.0

The love of my life, girlfriend-spondent Vanessa.

2:02.0

I know she's a brownish area with points. It's right over there. And also, joining us from a beautiful bath main.

2:13.0

I love Jesus, but I drink a little.

2:15.0

Speaking of lovely and talented, it's Jen Flash Andrews, whose volume I need to turn up right now. Now you're turned up. Hi, Jennifer.

2:22.0

Hi, guys.

2:24.0

How are you doing? How are you holding up in the aftermath of your lost watching?

2:30.0

I'm doing okay. I think I just, I feel overwhelmingly at peace.

2:37.0

And sometimes feeling at peace is in itself kind of emotional.

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