May 19, 2010

TBTL: Too Beautiful To Live

TBTL

Comedy, Leisure

4.8 • 2.4K Ratings

🗓️ 19 May 2010

⏱️ 71 minutes

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Summary

Jen sees a disturbing example of senior citizen nudity and cold-water swimming on her trip to Maine, Chris Hayes from 'The Nation' stops by to explain what Tuesday's elections meant, and the debut of a new segment 'You'll never believe what happened... oh, no, wait, you'll totally believe what happened'

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0:00.0	Do you think people will vote for me?
0:02.0	Heck yes, I vote for you.
0:05.0	Like, what are my skills?
0:07.0	Well, you have a sweet bike, and you're really good at hookin' up with chicks.
0:13.0	Plus, you're like the only guy at school who has a mustache.
0:17.0	That's true.
0:18.0	If you need to use any of my skills, I can do whatever you want.
0:22.0	Thanks.
0:24.0	If I win, you could be my secretary or something.
0:27.0	Sweet!
0:29.0	Plus, I could be your bodyguard too.
0:32.0	Or like, sick or service captain or whatever.
0:37.0	Okay.
0:50.0	You know, that was one of the primaries.
0:52.0	Pedro versus a summer that was not covered in the major media at all this morning.
0:59.0	But we'll get to the bottom of it anyway.
1:01.0	Here on this Wednesday afternoon edition of TBTL.
1:06.0	It's the show that's probably too beautiful to live.
1:09.0	Hi, everybody.
1:10.0	I'm your host, Luke Burbank, weighing in at 179 pounds.
1:18.0	Exciting, exciting times here on this Wednesday.
1:21.0	As it is episode 561 in a collector's series.
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