Born with the strength of a black tiger, the courage of a hero, the power that made him more than any hero, more than any lover.

He was Lord and Master over all beasts.

He was the Beast Master.

Well, Loki Doke, Artichoke.

Let's get started with this here Tuesday afternoon edition of TBTL, the show that's probably too beautiful to live.

Try and stop it! Bang! Bang! Bang! Here I come! Bang!

Thank you, Jim Lampley. This is episode 560 in a collector's series.

I'm your host, Luke Rebank, weighing in at 180 lbs.

Got all kinds of stuff to talk about.

With you, our beloved tens of listeners here on this Tuesday.

Hi, this is Luke's mom, Susie, coming tonight on TBTL.

Justin Bieber has responded to the allegations made on this show and other places

that he's unfamiliar with the word German.

He puts forward a defense that solves, or I should say possibly, solves one part of the problem for him, but it raises a different

and maybe much larger problem. We'll get into that.

Also, don't miss the sausage fest.

We do miss the sausage fest, apparently, a new study out that says,

processed meats, which let's be honest, we all know, are pretty much,

when you eat a Jimmy Dean sausage, you know that it goes right into your heart parts and clogs them up.

You understand, I mean, it's physically designed to do that.

It's a heart plug. Well, anyway, now there's actual scientific research backing that up.

Oh, but I love the potted meats.

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