Get off of us. Leave us Americans alone. You communist Marxist idiot evil idiots. We don't want the health care thing.

It's just a control of Americans. It's nothing to do with health care.

And we're not going to put up with you. Give an amnesty to these illegal thieves. You crazy fools.

How dare you people even say that. I tell you what. You want to go to prison.

Go fuck yourself, you mother fucker. I mean, it's like that. We my fucking country alone.

You fucking bloated fucker. Mother fuckers. You should drop fucking dead.

Die a miserable mother fucker in death. You, your family, your fucking kids, all of you, your fucking dogs.

You dog democrat. Pick up the phone and answer me mother fucker. Die. Die.

TVTN.

Well, well, well. Hi there, friendos.

Welcome to a Thursday. Is it Thursday? Yes, it is. A Thursday afternoon edition of TBTL.

It's the show that's probably too beautiful to live.

Psychopathic straight, dirty clown. Love straight, dirty clown.

This episode, 562 in a collector's series. I'm your host, Luke Permank, weighing in at 180 pounds.

We've got a fun, fun program all ready for you on this Thursday.

Hi, this is Luke Schwamm-Suzi coming tonight on TBTL.

Tour de France winner. And then, apparently, Tour de France cheater. Floyd Landis has finally admitted that, yes, in fact, he did use banned substances.

Are you a doper yourself? A doper. You mean did I smoke marijuana?

We'll talk about a couple of things that he really could have done differently that I think, you know, would probably be a good idea.

Also, American apparel.

The clothing store that always leaves you feeling worse about yourself after you've visited it is in financial peril right now.

They're in danger of defaulting on one of their major loans. I don't understand how you can go broke buying $3 sweat socks and reselling them for $80.

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