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🗓️ 23 April 2025
⏱️ 51 minutes
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On this truly iconic episode, Heather is coming to you live from the Absolutely Knot cruise. She has a live audience on the deck and two guests to bring you all the on board updates and of course, Absolutely Not’s. If you have all the fomo, you will not want to miss this one.
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0:00.0 | The following podcast is a Dear Media production. |
0:16.0 | Welcome to the Absolutely Not podcast, where we do the most and the least at this same damn time. |
0:22.2 | I'm your host, Heather McMahon. |
0:23.7 | Hello, hello. |
0:41.2 | How the hell we doing, everybody? |
0:46.7 | You ready for a little absolutely not podcasting live on the Lido? We're ready. |
0:48.7 | All right. |
0:49.0 | Oh, look at these comfy chairs. |
0:51.4 | Okay. |
0:52.5 | Sit your fat asses back. |
0:57.7 | All right, hold on. I don't want to sit in this chair. Hold on one second. Okay. Sit your fat asses back. All right. Hold on. I don't want to sit in this chair. Hold on one second. |
1:04.6 | Hell yeah. Hell yeah. Okay. Are we crossing? Like what are we? I just need to sit like this. |
1:09.7 | I'm at a place right now that most of y'all are at. Wait, hold on. We're recording, right? |
1:11.5 | We're fully recording. Oh? We're fully recording. |
1:15.4 | You can even do that, the intro that everyone knows every single line, too. |
1:16.7 | Ready? |
1:17.4 | Yeah. |
1:23.3 | Hello, ladies and gentlemen, and welcome to another episode of the Absolutely Not podcast. |
1:24.9 | We love it. |
1:28.1 | Live from the absolutely not cruise. |
1:29.7 | We're so excited. |
1:32.4 | I'm your host, Heather McMahon. |
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