Marriage & Martinis: Choking Your Husband & Hot Mess Moms
Berner Phone
Des Bishop
4.5 • 5.9K Ratings
🗓️ 26 February 2020
⏱️ 75 minutes
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Summary
The first married couple to go to hell discusses how they met, why they sleep in different beds, being married with scrupulosity OCD, how often they have sex, the closest they got to a divorce, how their sex has gotten more wild, and much more hell.
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| 0:00.0 | Hey there, I'm Nish Kumar. |
| 0:01.6 | And I'm Coco Khan. |
| 0:02.9 | Potsay the UK is our new weekly politics podcast and it's back for episode 2. |
| 0:07.6 | Thank God! |
| 0:08.6 | This week we're trying to save our right to protest after six anti-monarchy protestors |
| 0:13.3 | were arrested during the coronation without being charged. |
| 0:16.4 | We'll also be unpacking the absolutely gargantuan Tory losses in England's recent local elections. |
| 0:21.9 | Plus we'll be naming our villain of the week and let's just say we wish we could get him |
| 0:26.4 | out of here. |
| 0:27.4 | Ladies and depots, I'm the UK now. |
| 0:28.4 | Wherever you're listening to this one. |
| 0:30.4 | Wow, it's my first married couple in hell and I gotta say it was one of the freakyest |
| 0:36.7 | conversations I've ever had in a good way. |
| 0:39.4 | In a good sexual way. |
| 0:41.2 | I have a comedy tour coming up you guys. |
| 0:43.0 | We have LA San Francisco next week. |
| 0:45.5 | Then I booked Chicago and Madison. |
| 0:48.2 | Goal be a jurors. |
| 0:49.6 | So if you're in Chicago, Wisconsin, get tics. |
| 0:52.2 | We have Texas coming up. |
| 0:53.6 | Connecticut, New Jersey. |
| 0:55.8 | I'll do all the accents for all of them. |
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