Aliza Kelly: Astrology Haters & Hannah's Chart
Berner Phone
Des Bishop
4.5 • 5.9K Ratings
🗓️ 4 March 2020
⏱️ 45 minutes
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Summary
The hottest astro bitch in the game is in hell today! Aliza is the first celebrity astrologist on the pod and she writes all the horoscopes for Cosmopolitan Magazine! She explains how she went from wanting to be an art dealer to an astrology dating app founder to becoming a professional astrologer, wtf it's like to read someone's chart, how she deals with haters, what fucked up stuff happened to her to make her get into astrology, generational trauma, her relationship with her inner child, the power of money manifestation, and going in depth into reading Hannah's chart!!!
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| 0:00.0 | Welcome to Burn in the Air Heaven. |
| 0:07.0 | What's up guys? |
| 0:14.7 | Welcome to Hell. |
| 0:16.5 | I am with Alisa Kelly. |
| 0:19.5 | Welcome. |
| 0:20.5 | Thank you. |
| 0:21.5 | I'm so happy being hell. |
| 0:22.5 | She's a calmness, a host, an author, but most importantly, an astrologer. |
| 0:27.9 | And she's not any astrologer. |
| 0:29.8 | She is the resident astrologer of Cosmopolitan magazine. |
| 0:33.1 | She's written two books working on a third. |
| 0:35.6 | She's basically like the hottest astro-bitch in the planet. |
| 0:40.4 | Because if I'm going to bring you guys some astrology shit, I'm bringing you the hottest |
| 0:44.1 | fire, dope lady fire you can ever have. |
| 0:47.0 | So she has a weekly podcast stars like us that I just was on. |
| 0:50.5 | She read my chart. |
| 0:52.0 | It was unbelievable. |
| 0:53.0 | I'm looking through your website. |
| 0:54.3 | She just gave me one of her books, The Mixology of Astrology, where she makes cosmic cocktail |
| 0:58.4 | recipes for every sign. |
| 1:00.4 | How much, how can you be? |
| 1:01.9 | I try. |
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