Lev Fer: The Primitive Brain & Boyfriend Dick
Berner Phone
Des Bishop
4.5 • 5.9K Ratings
🗓️ 19 February 2020
⏱️ 61 minutes
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Summary
Get ready for the most epic game of heaven or hell ever!!! Hannah is worried if Lev is okay, he talks a little too much about anal, hooking up with bisexuals, celebrity conspiracy theories, dating funny people, creepy neighbors, Lev's body image, how he takes dick pics, hooking up with a virgin, and much much more.
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| 0:00.0 | What's up guys, this is Hannah Burner. I'm currently in love for his apartment. So if anything |
| 0:18.8 | happens to him at East Village, if anything happens, I was here at this time. This Wednesday |
| 0:24.9 | and I'm here. Please help into my recorder and my microphone and my apartment while you're |
| 0:33.8 | cuddled with my dog. Yes, it's in the East Village ladies. Stop by. He does have exposed |
| 0:40.5 | brick and a washer dryer. Yes, it is a two and one. To be honest, you're doing better than I |
| 0:45.4 | thought you're doing. Yes, I'm just your appearance. Oh wow. Okay. I'd like to think I look |
| 0:49.7 | okay. Well, can we discuss? They say like, you know, when a friend gets bangs or starts |
| 0:55.8 | rock climbing, you should check on that. Are you going to bring up my bangs? You've recently grown |
| 0:59.7 | out bangs. You've long hair. You've taken up guitar. You've taken up boxing. Is it, are you good, |
| 1:05.9 | bro? Yeah, I like to, I just want to tell me what my podcast to is pick up some hobbies. You know, |
| 1:11.7 | you got to be defensive about it. No, I'm going to be fucking defensive about it. Are you coming to |
| 1:15.7 | my house? Pat my dog. Shit on my washer dryer combo. No, but listen, here, you know what it is? |
| 1:21.8 | It's like here, feel my hair. Feel it. Okay, you have to be creepy. Rub your hand through it. |
| 1:25.7 | You have a nice head of hair. Exactly. So I feel ashamed cutting it because if there's any |
| 1:30.5 | justice in the world, I'm going to go bald in three years. I mean, like I've had a pretty good |
| 1:34.1 | life. And if God is fair, I should lose my fucking hair. You know what I mean? So I might as well |
| 1:39.4 | enjoy it while I can, you know, yeah, you are one of those guys with good personalities that |
| 1:43.7 | will lose his hand or like, damn, if you had some hair, I might fucking. Yeah. And I'd have to be like, |
| 1:47.6 | no, but just wait. Like, Louie had that joke for years. Like, he's like, I've never gotten |
| 1:53.7 | sex because of the way I look. They're always like, ugh. And then I'm like, no, but give me a second. |
| 2:00.2 | So you're actually not to make your head any bigger than it already is. But you are the first |
| 2:06.3 | second time guest on this podcast. You've been a big part of my comedy journey. You've |
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