Say hello to my little friend, but should I say tens of friends listen activity of the net are

I've been trying to quit drinking and the other day I drink a 12 pack of old dolls

I went riding around in my car and I got pulled over by a cup

He's like, son, have you been drinking? I'm like sort of

I said, well, you've been drinking and I said, oh, doles not alcoholic beer

And he wrote me a ticket for being a gay lord

We have a great show for you tonight. Who mistake is here? No

Well, we don't have who bestank that is the bad news, but

We've got a Monday afternoon edition of TBTL all ready to go for you. It's the show that's

Especially today with my voice being how it is

Probably too beautiful to live

I'm your host Luke Burbank. I don't know what I'm weighing in, but I can tell you it's it's not good

I've had quite the weekend down here in Portland where we are broadcasting from today from the the living room of my

sister Liz and her husband Jason's house

So if you hear people

kind of moving about making coffee eating scones generally enjoying themselves as people do in Portland

That's that's the noise that you're hearing

Sorry about my voice today

I have had a sore throat for the last a couple of days and it just all kind of

Came together this morning to completely strangle my my larynx

So we're gonna try to get through this if we can, but it may be a shorter show today because of the

Situation with my voice, but you know, I'm a I'm a giver. That's what I do and I wanted to give you guys some

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