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TBTL: Too Beautiful To Live

March 9, 2010

TBTL: Too Beautiful To Live

TBTL

Comedy, Leisure

4.82.4K Ratings

🗓️ 9 March 2010

⏱️ 77 minutes

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Summary

The Litter Kwitter (cat toilet training system) finally arrives, and Luke is super excited. Plus, Vanessa stands by her hot water bottle obsession despite some disturbing possibilities brought to light by Amazon dot com.

Transcript

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0:00.0

What's your name? Jacob. Jacob. What amendment recognized women's suffrage?

0:08.6

What radio host is known as the big dog?

0:14.5

Good. What radio producer is also known as road dog?

0:21.4

Very good. Now, who is Japan's number one mixer?

0:27.0

Sunday Tyree.

0:28.8

Last question. What show pioneered the field of imaginary radio?

0:34.7

Tell me is that fuck to me this?

0:42.8

My deal was, you know, I just wanted to name. I wanted to look at cut glass, you know,

0:46.9

I'd raise a shot. I'd raise a shot. Yeah, well, when I close my eyes, I see this thing.

0:52.0

It's like this big sign. And the name is in my bright blue neon lights with my purple outline.

0:59.2

And this name is just so bright and so sharp that the sign, it just blows up because the name is

1:04.7

just so powerful. It says, hey, that's me. What do you know about that? Here we are.

1:14.5

Back home, and boy, doesn't it feel good? Already to present to you a Tuesday afternoon edition

1:20.5

of TBTL. It's the show that's probably too beautiful to live. As soon as we get the

1:25.2

kinks worked out here, I'm sure it's going to be a great, great show. I'm your host, Luke Burr-Bang.

1:31.2

There he goes. One of God's own prototypes. A high powered mutant of some kind never even

1:37.0

considered from mass production. Too weird to live and too rare to die.

1:42.8

Weighing in at 185 pounds. It's working. It's working.

1:51.8

Most deaf, coolio. Most deaf. I'll tell you what, man, the little red wagon, the riding of it,

1:57.6

starting to pay off because let me tell you what this weekend, I was just feeding my face

2:04.1

all weekend in Portland at my sister's house. And then on the way out of town, we pulled off in Vancouver

2:09.8

and stopped at five guys burgers. And I fed my face some more there. And I still am a kick

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