March 7, 2011

TBTL: Too Beautiful To Live

TBTL

Comedy, Leisure

4.8 • 2.4K Ratings

🗓️ 7 March 2011

⏱️ 89 minutes

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Summary

Luke is banned for life from his local bowling alley. Plus, TBTL debuts 'Mondays with Gary' in which we look at the amazing stuff Gary Busey got up to on The Celebrity Apprentice. And, Jen has some granny advice about attending family weddings.

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0:00.0	Mr. Trump, I just need you to stand on your mark.
0:02.2	Now, this is gonna be the new tag for the end of your new dominoes commercial.
0:05.7	And action.
0:07.3	Say cheese, burger pizza only from dominoes like the game.
0:11.6	Cut!
0:12.1	Okay, uh, that was great, except that, uh, you know.
0:14.6	That was great, huh?
0:15.8	Keep rolling, because I'm gonna wing one now,
0:17.9	right off the cuff, robin' William's style.
0:21.3	And action.
0:23.6	Cheese the waves, I'm hungry.
0:25.6	Hey, wait, I'm a slice of cheeseburger pizza
0:28.3	from dominoes like the game.
0:31.1	Eat me.
0:32.1	Do-do-do-do-do dominoes.
0:35.8	TVTM.
0:38.0	Hey there folks, welcome to a Monday afternoon edition of TVTL,
0:46.2	the show that's probably too beautiful to live.
0:49.3	You're boring me to death, and I am already dead.
0:52.9	You're boring me back to death.
0:54.4	Well, it's kinda what we do here.
0:57.0	This is episode 700 and 67 in a collector's series.
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