March 4, 2011
TBTL: Too Beautiful To Live
TBTL
4.8 • 2.4K Ratings
🗓️ 4 March 2011
⏱️ 74 minutes
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Summary
Jen's dog has a run-in @ the groomer's leading to what is likely the most detailed discussion of canine and human anal glands you've heard in your life.
Transcript
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| 0:00.0 | What are you guys doing? Is this a hose shop? |
| 0:01.7 | Were you hosting me down? |
| 0:02.7 | Did you host yourself now? |
| 0:03.8 | You host yourself now. |
| 0:04.9 | I'm down here, I host myself now. |
| 0:06.6 | What do you want me to do? |
| 0:07.8 | I don't care. |
| 0:08.6 | Yeah, get a job. |
| 0:09.6 | We'll get a job? |
| 0:10.4 | Yeah. |
| 0:11.4 | Just get a job while I strap on my job helmet, |
| 0:12.8 | and squeeze down into a job cannon, |
| 0:14.4 | and fire off into job land. |
| 0:16.4 | We're jobs growing jobbies. |
| 0:18.4 | TVTL. |
| 0:24.3 | Hey there, folks. |
| 0:25.0 | Welcome to a Friday afternoon edition of TVTL. |
| 0:29.2 | This is the show that's probably too beautiful to live. |
| 0:32.4 | I'm just sitting there on my iPod. |
| 0:35.8 | I know it can be frustrating, but here we are once again. |
| 0:40.6 | With episode 766 in a collector series, my goodness. |
| 0:48.2 | You know, here's how I think about this show. |
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