If they care at all about their children or grandchildren, sometimes I doubt that.

I think, you know, grandchildren now don't write a thank you for the Christmas presents.

They're walking on their pants with their cap on backpackers, listening to the animal man,

the Snoopy Snoopy Poop Dog, and they don't like them.

T-B-T-L!

We have so much Snoopy Poopy Poop Dog,

dialed up and ready to go here on this Tuesday afternoon edition of T-B-T-L.

This, of course, is the show that's probably too beautiful to live.

This is episode 768 in a collector's series.

Allow me to introduce myself.

Yes, indeed. My name is Luke Burbank. I'm your host, weighing in at 189 pounds.

I don't know how that happened, but I ain't going to argue with the gods of weight loss.

We've got a fun show in store for you on this Tuesday.

Hi, this is Luke's Mom Suzy coming tonight on T-B-T-L.

Because you've demanded it, and also because the guest we had scheduled

wasn't able to make it. Come on!

We will bring you awesome, not awesome. We will also read some of your email.

Here I go once again with the email.

And just generally have a whale of a time here on this Tuesday.

Of course, that always starts with welcoming our dear friend, the long-time producer of the show.

Jen Flash Andrews, I just realized Flash that I somehow deleted your little intro sound effect.

So I'm thinking maybe I should just wait to bring you on.

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