I have been living in New York and working there as an actor and director and choreographer

for 25 years or so and I really felt I needed a change.

I imagined in my fantasy, I suppose, that when I came here, I would have a completely

different life, perhaps a construction worker or one of those guys that works on those

high wire things that with a hard hat, you know, that sweeping sort of hat and with the

chaps.

Oh, we've all got fantasies.

You know what mine was?

To host a Thursday afternoon edition of TBTL, the show that's probably too beautiful

to live.

Psychopathic, straight, nerdy, clown, love, straight, nerdy, clown.

That's right.

We know that that's not actually a jugalow, that that's an actor named Nick Mundy, but that's

not going to stop us here, not on this program, which we call TBTL, the show that's probably

too beautiful to live.

This is an episode of 500 and 9 in a collector series, are there a 9 or in there?

Yes indeed there was.

My name is Luke Burbank, I'm your host.

Thank you for joining us.

This is a recorded broadcast.

We're really all of the shows are recorded, let's be honest, except for yesterday when the

computer took a giant crap and failed to record the last 25 minutes of the show.

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