At Proximum, Con-William, you're listening to TTTL.

And that's been y'all, my nickname is El Tigre Chino!

Because my knowledge will bite her face off.

So don't question Senior Chang, or you'll get bit.

You're bit!

You're bit!

Okay, Friday, then y'all, we'll be having conversations.

Hey everybody, welcome to a Wednesday afternoon edition of TTTL.

It's the show that's probably too beautiful to live.

This is episode 508 in a collector series.

My name's Luke Perbank, I'm your host, weighing in at 187 pounds.

Have I ever shown you my shadow drinks box?

It's upstairs and I disappoint and closet.

It's just that, I mean, I'm happy to be 187, but I said this yesterday when I was also 187.

I feel like I've been being so good, so very good.

I've been on the little red wagon.

This is day 14 or 15 depending on how you count.

I've been basically having beef jerky for dinner most nights.

I've just been being really good, and so it feels like I should be at about 160 right now.

But I'm just, you know, I'm just going to put that in my disappointment closet in my shadow drinks box.

And just kind of try to get through this here, 508th episode of the program.

Which, by the way, is a real humding.

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