March 2, 2010

TBTL: Too Beautiful To Live

TBTL

Leisure, Comedy

4.8 • 2.4K Ratings

🗓️ 2 March 2010

⏱️ 87 minutes

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Summary

On today's show: an Interview with our new favorite Juggalo, 'Krunt'. Plus, Luke gets furious at a coffee shop when they don't offer Splenda, and TBTL officially tries to show its love for Canada, a.k.a., 'America Jr.'

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0:00.0	Don't be shy. Say it with me.
0:02.0	PDTL with Luke Burbank.
0:04.0	Let's have some grueling in.
0:10.0	Mom, dad, I got a little surprise for the two of you.
0:13.0	I think I might just buy you up.
0:15.0	30-room mansion in Beverly Hills, California.
0:17.0	Complete with push button phones.
0:19.0	Look at this face.
0:20.0	What do you see?
0:21.0	Look at it, dad.
0:22.0	What do you see?
0:23.0	What do you see?
0:24.0	Say it. Say it!
0:25.0	Hey, hey, hey, hey!
0:26.0	It's a face!
0:27.0	Yeah, but what kind of face?
0:28.0	Well, pale, pasty, psychotic.
0:32.0	No, dad.
0:33.0	It's a neatly chiseled, well-groomed, drop-dead, handsome face.
0:37.0	I'm gonna become a male model.
0:40.0	You know, at first you can't just walk into the glamorous, high-paying world of male modeling.
0:45.0	It takes hard work.
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