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TBTL: Too Beautiful To Live

March 1, 2010

TBTL: Too Beautiful To Live

TBTL

Leisure, Comedy

4.82.4K Ratings

🗓️ 1 March 2010

⏱️ 83 minutes

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Summary

On today's show, Luke unintentionally hurts the feelings of (in order) the following: Southerners, Canadians, Lesbian Bike Messengers, Diminutive Female-to-male Trans Folk, San Franciscans, People from St. Louis and Canadians (again). This is probably the last episode ever, so enjoy it.

Transcript

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0:00.0

I know why you're up against today. We're we're all just too busy. We have the kids and maybe a job

0:06.9

Everything just seems to be moving faster and that leaves us with little time to exercise

0:12.3

Well, what the size can take care of that and one of the best things about it is you can do it anywhere

0:18.7

You don't need expensive equipment or a special outfit

0:22.3

You know any of those sneakers that glow in the dark or the ones that pump up with air now

0:26.0

I know when you hear a row of weeks you probably associated with

0:29.6

Dancing and jumping and kicking and climbing and running and sweating

0:32.9

Well, this technique is used in the martial arts to push air into the energy center of your lower abdomen

0:39.5

So look out Jackie Chan

0:41.5

T-B-T-L

0:47.3

Oh, my family's gone my dog hates me and I can't remember what happened last night was I here was you ever

0:54.0

Came in saying you're really needed to forget something so I mixed you up the most powerful drink I got the forget me shot

1:01.2

Forget me shot never heard of it. Yeah, that means it worked. No, I never remembers. You start with a splash of

1:07.4

Yagermeister and add slow gin that that triple sec right quadruple sec. Yeah, gone from a dog's eye

1:14.1

Absolute pickle. Mmm pickle. The red stripe from aqua fresh and the funniest ingredient the venom of the Louisiana

1:22.4

You start with a home pregnancy test till it turns positive and

1:27.8

Press to the forget me shot

1:30.6

Comes in handy when we crank out a less than wonderful

1:35.2

Edition of the TBTL. Thank God. This isn't going to be one of those days though

1:40.2

Welcome everybody to a Monday afternoon edition of the show. It's probably too beautiful to live. Please let me I'll just

1:46.8

Circumvent you we call it a TBTL. This is episode

1:51.4

506 in a collector series. My name's Luke Burbank. I'm your host

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