March 14, 2011
TBTL: Too Beautiful To Live
TBTL
4.8 • 2.4K Ratings
🗓️ 14 March 2011
⏱️ 86 minutes
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Summary
Luke and The Mummy suffer humiliation at the hands of a rag-tag basketball team, Jen announces her shocking retirement (from a segment, don't freak out), and a winner is declared in the 'Biggest Regret' contest.
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| 0:00.0 | So you didn't mind me? How'd you get that kid to darn fast? |
| 0:03.0 | Well, this whole thing is just who knows who? |
| 0:07.0 | And then over here you have favoritism. |
| 0:10.0 | Yeah, Ed has a friend at one of the agencies. |
| 0:12.0 | Me and Doc went in to a dog found a kind of someone wrong with a seaman |
| 0:15.0 | and they said we had to wait five years for healthy white baby. |
| 0:18.0 | I said, healthy white baby, five years? |
| 0:20.0 | Okay, what else you got? |
| 0:22.0 | Said they got two Koreans and Nick were born with his heart on the outside. |
| 0:27.0 | It's a crazy world. |
| 0:29.0 | And it's probably just going to get crazier here on this Monday afternoon edition of TVTL. |
| 0:41.0 | This is the show that's probably too beautiful to live. |
| 0:44.0 | I can't believe you're still on here. |
| 0:46.0 | We are so happy that you've been able to join us. |
| 0:49.0 | You tend of listeners out there in imaginary radio land. |
| 0:54.0 | $300 in a photo ID gives them the right to fly through the air. |
| 0:57.0 | Like one of the guardian owls of legend. |
| 0:59.0 | This episode 702 in a collector series. |
| 1:03.0 | My name is Luke Burbank. |
| 1:04.0 | I'm your host, weighing in at 180 9 pounds. |
| 1:08.0 | Likely due to the fact that we have arrived at day six of my ride on the little red wagon. |
| 1:14.0 | You can ride in my little red wagon. |
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