Right after the break, we're going to interview Eric Wyhenmayer, who climbed the highest mountain in the world, Mount Everest.

But he's gay. I mean, he's gay, excuse me, he's blind.

T-B-T-L!

I like and go wrong with a live broadcast, and don't we know it.

Here on a Friday afternoon edition of T-B-T-L,

this is the show that's probably too beautiful to live.

My name is Luke Burbank, I'm your host, weighing in at 190 pounds.

I would describe my condition as critical,

thanks to all that P90 X-ing, but it has reduced my weight by 1 pound, so I'll call that worth it.

This is an episode of 771 in a collector's series.

And if you were to look up irony in the phone book,

which is really not the place that people look up things they need a definition of,

but let's just say you were drunk, and you were looking up irony in the phone book.

You might find a description of what has just transpired between me and the long time producer of the show.

I love changes, but I drink a little.

Flash, Andrews. Have you ever tried to look up irony in the phone book, Jennifer?

Oh, I have.

You might try it. I think you'd be in for some kind of surprise.

Well, you might see some sort of description of what just happened here,

which was, Jen and I were having a little pre-show meeting,

and we were talking about this and that, and I was on one of my favorite rants,

which is about how, even though this show sounds very thrown together at times,

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