March 10, 2011

TBTL: Too Beautiful To Live

TBTL

Comedy, Leisure

4.8 • 2.4K Ratings

🗓️ 10 March 2011

⏱️ 54 minutes

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Summary

Jen reveals a shocking Phil Collins-related secret, Luke reports on Day Two of his ride on the Little Red Wagon, and Sean's beard grows into a suprisingly un-hobo looking thing.

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0:00.0	They come from the bowels of hell, a transformed race of walking dead.
0:05.0	Zombies guided by a master plan for complete domination of the earth.
0:11.0	Plan 9 from outer space.
0:14.0	For a glimpse of things to come, see this last of screen suspense.
0:19.0	For it could be happening right now.
0:23.0	TVTL
0:28.0	Well here's something that's happening right at this very instant.
0:33.0	And that is a Thursday afternoon edition of TVTL.
0:37.0	This is the show that's probably too beautiful to live.
0:39.0	A professional look it up in the book.
0:42.0	As you know, Thursday is the Friday of the Middle Week,
0:45.0	which is why we're so happy slash relieved to be here with you on the imaginary radio.
0:52.0	Let's bring on to the program.
0:54.0	By the way, I'm your host Luke Burbank, weighing it 191 pounds.
0:59.0	A lot of people at my height would be thrown off by that number,
1:03.0	but I'm not, you know why?
1:05.0	Three letters.
1:06.0	Well, two letters and two digits.
1:11.0	P90X.
1:13.0	We'll explain the hell I'm talking about.
1:16.0	I'll cover it up in a moment.
1:18.0	Get Jen Flash, Andrews on the line from Fort Wayne, Indiana.
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