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Judge John Hodgman

Jesse Thorn

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4.8 • 7.9K Ratings

🗓️ 8 May 2019

⏱️ 49 minutes

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Summary

Judge John Hodgman and Bailiff Jesse Thorn have some more cases on the docket to clear! This week they talk about feeding kitchen scraps to chickens, recording elderly relatives' stories, diluting homemade food with store bought food, using the stove top fan, putting cold hands on your partner, and follow up on tipping!

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0:00.0	Welcome to the Judge John Hodgman podcast.
0:04.1	I'm Baylif Jesse Thorn, where in Chambers this week, clearing the docket with me, as always,
0:10.5	the most powerful man in podcasting Judge John Hodgman.
0:14.1	Well, it's finally spring here in the Chambers in Brooklyn.
0:17.9	We had a long, sort of bitter cold and raw April.
0:22.6	And here it is, May.
0:23.8	It is springtime.
0:25.3	All of my indoor cherry blossoms have bloomed in the Chambers.
0:28.3	Some of you may have seen on Instagram, but a robin landed on the little balcony outside
0:31.8	my window and stared at me for a while.
0:34.0	And as happens every spring, I have grown my little horns and my human legs have turned
0:38.0	into goat legs and I'm playing a pamphlet.
0:41.0	Oh, that's nice.
0:44.2	Yeah, let's get some justice served so that I can get back to drinking some wine from
0:48.6	the San Fora.
0:50.0	Every spring I turn into one of those terrifying beaver people from the live-action version
0:54.7	of the Lion the Witch in the Wardrobe.
0:59.7	Oh, I would have not.
1:02.9	Was that in the British TV live-action version or the movie live-action version?
1:07.5	The British TV live-action version, the original like...
1:12.8	Pre-CGI.
1:13.8	1985.
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