Gesundfight

Judge John Hodgman

Jesse Thorn

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4.8 • 7.9K Ratings

🗓️ 15 May 2019

⏱️ 51 minutes

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Summary

Becca brings the case against their wife Bridgett. Becca says that Bridgett has terrible sneezes, and would like her to tone it down. Bridgett says this is just how she sneezes, and that Becca should let her sneeze in peace. Who's right? Who's wrong? Thank you to Michael Haas for naming this week's case! To suggest a title for a future episode, like Judge John Hodgman on Facebook. We regularly put out a call for submissions.

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0:00.0	Welcome to the Judge John Hodgman podcast.
0:04.4	I'm Baylor Jesse Thorn.
0:05.8	This week, Gozund fight.
0:08.4	Becca brings the case against their wife, Bridget.
0:11.3	Becca says that Bridget has terrible sneezes and would like her to tone it down.
0:16.9	Bridget says this is just how she sneezes.
0:19.3	And Becca should let her sneeze in peace.
0:22.4	Who's right?
0:23.4	Who's wrong?
0:24.4	Only one man can decide.
0:25.6	Please rise.
0:26.6	Judge John Hodgman enters the courtroom and presents an obscure cultural reference.
0:32.0	If atlas can shrug and telemoccus can sneeze, why can't John Hodgman judge?
0:41.3	Baylor Jesse Thorn, please swear them in.
0:43.9	Becca, Bridget, please rise and raise your right hands.
0:47.0	Do you swear to tell the truth, the whole truth, and nothing but the truth, so help you
0:51.8	God or whatever?
0:53.4	I do.
0:54.4	I do.
0:55.4	I abide by Judge John Hodgman's ruling.
0:58.2	Despite the fact that his own sneezes are tuned and in fact play La Cucaracha, not
1:03.4	unlike the novelty car horns in my neighborhood growing up.
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