Live From Los Angeles 2019
Judge John Hodgman
Jesse Thorn
4.8 • 7.9K Ratings
🗓️ 1 May 2019
⏱️ 76 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | Welcome to Judge John Hodgman, I'm Bailiff Jesse Thorn. |
| 0:06.3 | This episode was recorded live right here in Los Angeles. |
| 0:10.4 | Friend of the court, Amy Mann is our musical guest. |
| 0:12.8 | It was a great show. |
| 0:14.0 | Let's go to the stage at the Bootleg Theatre for some live justice. |
| 0:20.5 | Los Angeles, California, you've come to us desperate for justice. |
| 0:24.7 | We're here at the Bootleg Theatre to deliver it. |
| 0:28.7 | Let's bring out our first set of litigants. |
| 0:33.1 | Please welcome Tali and Shira to the stage. |
| 0:36.8 | Tali brings the case against her sister, Shira. |
| 0:47.4 | Shira thinks Tali shouldn't invite her therapist to her wedding. |
| 0:52.1 | Tali thinks she should. |
| 0:54.9 | Who's right? |
| 0:55.9 | Who's wrong? |
| 0:56.9 | Only one man can decide. |
| 0:58.3 | Please rise as Judge John Hodgman enters the courtroom and presents an obscure cultural |
| 1:04.8 | reference. |
| 1:09.3 | The most beautiful quality of a true friendship is to understand and be understood with absolute |
| 1:15.2 | clarity. |
| 1:16.2 | Now, before we begin, you must all be warned. |
| 1:19.7 | Nothing here is vegetarian. |
| 1:21.5 | Bon appétit. |
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