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Absolutely Not

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4.9 • 13.6K Ratings

🗓️ 2 February 2022

⏱️ 54 minutes

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Summary

Heather is back in the studio in LA and more unhinged than ever! Today we are discussing the role Heather was meant to play, why people who wear glasses are really just liars, and reminiscing on stories from the tour. Buckle your seatbelts folks and dont forget - your'e lying to yourself if you dont think you need therapy.

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0:00.0	The following podcast is a deer media production.
0:06.5	Welcome to the Absolutely Not Podcast, where we do the most in the least at the same damn time.
0:12.4	I'm your host Heather McMan.
0:17.8	Hello ladies and gentlemen and welcome to another episode of the Absolutely Not Podcast.
0:22.4	I'm your host Heather McMan.
0:24.0	Great to see you.
0:25.2	Great to be here.
0:26.4	You know, how are we doing?
0:28.1	We got a heavy flow.
0:30.0	You know, I tweaked my L7 and my L12 in the back.
0:33.8	I don't know, something's tight.
0:35.6	My back feels like a strong boondoggle.
0:39.4	Remember boondoggle?
0:40.4	You know, you take that plastic stretchy stuff and you'd weave it.
0:44.7	If you didn't make boondoggle in your youth, I don't know what the fuck you were doing.
0:48.1	But anyways, real tight back.
0:49.7	We got a heavy flow right now.
0:51.0	Period is, come back with a vengeance.
0:52.5	I think I'm passing in ovariancess.
0:54.4	So my period looks like a miscarriage of the anti-Christ.
0:57.9	You know what I mean?
0:58.4	It's not great.
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