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Absolutely Not
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🗓️ 26 January 2022
⏱️ 57 minutes
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On this episode of the Absolutely Not Podcast- Heather is back in California drinking Wine with the Kardashians. Fresh off a 3 show run in Dallas- She breaks down the funniest shit that happened in the Lone Star state and explains why every nail salon owner wears slippery Nikes. Did you also know Texas dip their chips in butter?
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| 0:00.0 | The following podcast is a deer media production. |
| 0:06.5 | Welcome to the absolutely not podcast, where we do the most in the least at the same damn time. |
| 0:12.4 | I'm your host Heather McMan. |
| 0:18.0 | Hello ladies and gentlemen and welcome to another episode of the absolutely not podcast. |
| 0:23.3 | I'm your host Heather McMan, how are you? |
| 0:25.8 | Hope you're ever in a beautiful, well you know wonderful, blessed week. |
| 0:28.5 | I know some of us have the Corvids, some of us have an Exima flare up, maybe just like a right cheek |
| 0:36.0 | zit that you know is hormonal, but guess what you're on your period. So heavy flow, |
| 0:41.9 | lots of acne. That's where we're at. But anyways, I hope this finds you doing well, |
| 0:45.6 | hope you're feeling good, feeling great, and honestly just trucking along. |
| 0:48.3 | You know, we need to put one foot in front of the other these days and that's all I can really |
| 0:51.9 | ask for from any of you fuckers. Any of you, I'm coming to you live from the road, you know, |
| 0:55.9 | I'm doing shows, had three fantastic shows in Dallas this past weekend and I will cover all |
| 1:01.6 | things Dallas in just a second. And then this week, by the time of this episode, |
| 1:05.2 | here's which is Wednesday, I have two shows in San Francisco at the Warfield theater. We have a |
| 1:10.4 | Thursday show, Friday show, and then Saturday, big blowout in Los Angeles at the Orphium. These |
| 1:15.4 | are three iconic shows. The fact that I had to play three shows in Dallas at the majestic, |
| 1:21.3 | which is the coolest theater. I just feel richly blessed. It's just been an awesome two weeks. |
| 1:26.1 | And then we go to Savannah and Orlando and then we keep trackin'. We got more in the bucks. |
| 1:31.6 | But this is a pretty heavy week. These next two weeks, what the fuck am I saying? I don't even know. |
| 1:35.9 | This is a, hey guys, this is a heavy week. You know, it's really heavy. It's a lot of heavy |
| 1:40.9 | lifting. My bags are actually 70 pounds each. If you fly on a delta, that's the limit. I don't |
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