The following podcast is a dear media production.

Welcome to the absolutely not podcast where we do the most in the least at the same damn time.

I'm your host Heather McMahon.

I'm so happy to have another badass email comedian in his podcast today.

And listen, she's great. She's on the rise. I don't even need to like get into it.

Except you need to be following Ali Colbert, although I tell her she needs to change it to Colbert.

You know, because I love anytime we can have a nepotism situation, even though she's not related

to Stephen Colbert. She is also on dear media, my podcast network, and you can find her at the

Ali Colbert show. But Ali Colbert is the only way I'm going to call her.

Is an incredible female comedian. She's a power lesbian. She's doing the most.

She's an up and come in the comedy world. Let's be honest. She's not an up and cover.

She's fucking crushing it. I'm just trying to humble myself before I ever in the studio.

Without further ado, let's get into it. Ladies and gentlemen, please welcome to the podcast studio.

Ali. All right. Ali and I are catching up. So tell everybody you're from Connecticut. Now you move

to LA. We were literally just chitchatting about how you said you wanted to move into the sun. But I say

LA is actually the dark side. Yeah. It's a dark art. It's a dark side of a lot of things.

I could just really fucked up town. How long have you been here? I've been here for a little

over a year now. It was going back and forth before. But yeah, being here, it's like it's eerie.

The people are dark. They have like nothing inside. You kind of shake them up and down. There's

nothing going on. Exactly. I always said that like I lived in New York for years and I married

you in New York. Yorkers are a little tough to get to know. But then once you're in, they fucking

will like, they'll take a bullet for you. It's very mob every single person in the city has a mob

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