Hi everybody. Jump Scare for people who are watching the video episode. I'm wearing a

headband today. It is a Sunday morning. She got a gorgeous Saturday morning blow dry and then those winds kicked in and there was a very horizontal rainfall which completely fucked up my hairline and you know it's giving a little bit of a Lisa

van der pump effect which is not a compliment. There's a puff factor in the blow dry and I just need

the hair off the face I'm sweating I'm Rashi I'm also glowing. I did put on a tinted moisturizer,

a sculpting, bronzer, and a highlight situation.

I'm also wearing mascara.

No eyelash extensions.

Really broke the internet.

By broke the internet, I mean, barely just moved the internet. By broke the internet I mean barely just moved the meter

even slightly with my hot takes on eyelash extensions last week so we're not you

know we're just we're not going to talk about it. Here's my truth.

Last night Andrew and I had a beautiful take-out penile vodka and a gorgeous supertuskin.

I'm a bit on the Fritz with the lesbian community,

I fear.

Perhaps it was the Tic-Tac dyke of it all,

I'm not sure.

I was supposed to go last night to Fortune Feemsters stand-up show in downtown LA.

I was very excited. I bought a gorgeous top, a fire engine red top.

Jackie Schimmel doesn't look good in a red. Something about the

Rosaysha, it's just not my color, but I found this gorgeous Jacques Moose

red draped top that really does hide my postpartum rolls.

And Jackie, body positivity, I will fuck you up.

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