Hello everybody and welcome to the bitch Bible podcast. I hope you had a delicious

Easter Sunday, she hath risen and I have a few things I'd like to say just top of the show. I feel like I want to get a couple things off of my chest. My chesticles.

First things first, not even 20 seconds into this mother-fucking episode. I would like to go

on record and say that I hate Jojo Seawah. I think she is literally scary. I'm scared of Jo Jo Jo Jo Jo Jo Seawah and not for obvious reasons. I have spent

no less than three and a half hours deep diving Jo Jo Jo Jo Jo Jo Jo's

fucking ponytail and fucking harem pants,

and fucking neon, like wall sculptures,

and fucking hairbows, and fucking glitter,

and fucking costumes in her

fucking songs.

And I hate is a strong word for some people.

Not here, not ever.

I hate Jo Jo Jo Jo Jo Jo Jocewa. I hate her. I hate everything about her and I'm sure she's a lovely person and if we ever come face to face I'll apologize because it's not I'm going to lie just for public

sport and say that it's for no good reason but that's not true it's for a lot of

really good reasons she's's fucking terrifying. If I have to see her have like an

epileptic seizure aka dancing in her marble porcelain foyer with a side pony, one more second of my life I am going to take a

fucking bath with my toaster oven it is it's the creepiest shit I've ever seen and

like what oh my god she's putting out this new

song it's called Carmen she's like with her fucking upper lip she's like say what

you want but you can't get it out of your head yeah because it's haunting us it's

terrible and what's with the cousin

da da no better come as a bitch and the lyrics and the singing I don't

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